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Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33625) - you deserved it (3390)

On 10/01/2010 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Wow.
Why would you get that drunk the night before an important event? Even on a bachelor/hen party, you shouldn't drink so much you get that ill. Or have it before the night before if you must drink that much.

#3 - On 10/01/2010 at 10:04am by Cinn

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Completely unacceptable. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with drinking in moderation. He took it way too far.

#13 - On 10/01/2010 at 10:24am by mintcar

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