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Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML


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On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Why would you spend a "long day at work" in the summer and not bathe before you get your boyfriend to shove his face into your stank vagina? Common sense, lady.

#13 - On 09/19/2010 at 3:25am by sallen0046

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gross, it's called showering

#4 - On 09/19/2010 at 3:09am by lionandthelamb61

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