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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (33925)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

#5 - On 09/17/2010 at 10:14am by amerwin

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Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

#2 - On 09/17/2010 at 10:10am by Mere155

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