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Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51929) - you deserved it (6342)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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