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Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60399) - you deserved it (8253)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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This isn't bad at all. Just buy yourself a vibe and get over it. Not being sexually active isn't something to be upset about.

EDIT: Hahah I got an ad for MasteringAnger.com on the side of this.

#5 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:10am by designedlikedice

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this is more amusing than anything else.
its not that big of a deal

#1 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:08am by burritobird

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