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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

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And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop fucking till she leaves.

#6 - On 09/07/2010 at 5:19pm by JackDark

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HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!?
wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!??

Lock the damn door.

#15 - On 09/07/2010 at 5:44pm by StitchedBear

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