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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39139) - you deserved it (18676)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . .

Wait on it . . .

JIZZ IN HIS PANTS.

#6 - On 09/06/2010 at 10:03am by perdix

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that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!

#5 - On 09/06/2010 at 10:02am by gabbii2596

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