Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
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Wow... Never happened to me.
#1 - On 09/05/2010 at 1:21pm by angrygood
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What did you name it? :D
#4 - On 09/05/2010 at 1:22pm by oboewhore_xD
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