Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML
by anonymous.. / 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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... grow up baby, ur parents fuck! deal with it!
#12 - On 09/03/2010 at 3:38am by TysonBrown
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I'll bet the OP means "scarred" for life. Just another instance where some Internet dummy doesn't know that doubling a letter can change the whole meaning of a sentence. What a looser!
So, Casper the Friendly Ghost wasn't wearing his raincoat when he entered Mom's dark, moist, scary haunted mansion!
#35 - On 09/03/2010 at 4:17am by perdix
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