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Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20181) - you deserved it (2911)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

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... grow up baby, ur parents fuck! deal with it!

#12 - On 09/03/2010 at 3:38am by TysonBrown

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I'll bet the OP means "scarred" for life. Just another instance where some Internet dummy doesn't know that doubling a letter can change the whole meaning of a sentence. What a looser!

So, Casper the Friendly Ghost wasn't wearing his raincoat when he entered Mom's dark, moist, scary haunted mansion!

#35 - On 09/03/2010 at 4:17am by perdix

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