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Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57780) - you deserved it (4054)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)

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KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

#2 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:32pm by DontTouchMe1548

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Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight whore" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.

#8 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:37pm by ChristyCarnegie

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