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Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21309) - you deserved it (3392)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)

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Are you sure it was the prawns that made her sick? Or, did the alcohol and roofies wear off and she realized she had sex with a nasty, disgusting pig?

#39 - On 08/29/2010 at 10:19am by perdix

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I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

#5 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:06am by mitchn60

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