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Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13474) - you deserved it (24122)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

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I'm pretty sure he enjoyed your shower also.

#1 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:26am by OwNowBrownCow

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I wish my boobs waved at people :(

#8 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:31am by Mirelly13

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