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Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)

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lol "illustrious" Your big words won't cover up the porn.

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:03pm by :)

@ #1: LOL

@ original comment: why would you save it to your hard drive. don't you have high speed internet? stream it buddy, stream it.

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:10pm by bobdole

what do you mean FML? He recovered your stash. Now you dont have to find it all again. Your dad is a hero! It might be a little awkward, but he saved you time (and files) that could be better spent.

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:11pm by yayfordad

lol yeah you should be thankful....

#65 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:44am by HeavyTank

Maybe your dad just prioritized.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:13pm by Julie

like your dad doesn't look at porn, i say good job dad

#5 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:15pm by too funny

Thank God for your dad. Wouldn't know what to do if I lost my porn :(

#6 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm by Tri

BAHAHA score 1 for dadio ;D

#7 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:21pm by MarissaRulezd00d

I believe it's an FML moment because while porn is good, more important things were not salvaged, and the whole thing seems kind of embarrassing.

#8 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:24pm by dickinabox

awkward

#9 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:27pm by uhhh

at least he was able to save that

#10 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:42pm by Stephen

Backups, man.. backups... But yeah, Ouch.. Awkward!

#11 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:53pm by Paulspacefdot

Three words.

External Hard drive.

#12 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:57pm by Penrhyn

Porn for All!!!

#13 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:04pm by president benson

#1 - LOL!

#12 - Agreed!

Aw man... sorry about your other files... but yeah, at least you got your porn back! :D

#14 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:09pm by Amkii

At least your dad didn't image your floppy dick.

*disk

#15 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:27pm by bobdole

Lol, oh dear :/

#16 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:28pm by Mazzy

been there, done that, man

#17 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:29pm by waffles

I agree, he probably salvaged the only thing that was worth saving!

#18 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:40pm by EMS

at least your mother did not find out... did your father whoop you in the ass for that?

#20 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:07pm by kareem

right...

#21 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:13pm by mleeb

This is complete bullshit, or at least greatly exaggerated

#22 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:46pm by None

#19 - ROFL

I Feel Your Pain. At least your dad didn't keep it for himself

#23 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:47pm by MinusHuman848

That's a fucking win

#24 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:58pm by Jimmy\'s Dignity

At least you saved the most important stuff.

#25 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:16am by canadian

That's not bad at all haha it's the most important thing on my computer, everything else can be replaced.

#26 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:19am by Tim

well thats good, right?

#27 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:38am by peelio

dude your dad is a computer guy - he obviously looks at porn.

#28 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:12am by Weak

lol @ 12 perfect comment

#29 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:31am by genius_man16

Two thumbs up for dad. Better just your porn than nothing.

#30 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:52am by nkon

#12, I hope you mean keep a backup copy of stuff on an external hard drive... storing your only copy on an external is an equally bad idea as storing your only copy on an internal.

#31 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:57am by nkon

3 people befor me already tod to back your data up. And thank your dad at least for the porn he saved.
and it might be, he prioritized :D

#32 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:08am by :D

What would possibly be more important than the porn, anyway?

#33 - On 02/25/2009 at 8:34am by quick

#15 is a DORK. :)
he was definitely prioritizing.

#34 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:53am by itybitykity

So... did you ask if he grabbed any of it for himself when you got it back?

#35 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:35am by linall

i don't see the problem.

#36 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:42pm by pofosho

I know some people who make a good living recovering people's porn. Unfortunately they have to watch ALL of it, to make sure none of it is illegal.

Sounds like a helluva job.

#37 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:41pm by blackmars0

thats embarrasing

#38 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:27pm by haha

man i wouldn't care, i would just be like whatever

#39 - On 02/25/2009 at 8:00pm by rg

Seriously, if you're that worried about your dad finding your porn, why would you take your computer to your dad to fix in the first place?

#40 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:33pm by diesoz

you need to invest in a 1k external hard drive.
for the porn not the other files

#41 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:01pm by oootimmy

at least you got the porn back:)

#42 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:52am by TJ

everyone knows backing up data is important, but why doesn't anyone know how to use encryption :S With a little program like truecrypt you can store all your porn files on your desktop without anyone ever knowing whats in the files (unless you give them your password)

#43 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:19am by zf

at least you got your porn back

#44 - On 02/27/2009 at 12:19am by hgfd

HHAHAHAHA

thats so funny!!!

#45 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:33pm by lash

GO DAD!!!!!111one

#46 - On 02/28/2009 at 1:34am by leigh

I'd expect a "Thankyou" from my dad for that.

#47 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:32am by Zic

LOL My dad would've KILLED ME. But still man's gots to have his porn, it's a necessity.

#48 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:59pm by Bulu

that's what you get for watching porn.

perv

#49 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:54am by abbottizer

So it wasn't a complete loss then.

PRON FTW!!!

#50 - On 03/04/2009 at 7:59am by Jimboom

Haha the porn is probably what caused the hard drive to fail in the first place

#51 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:49pm by Ranryu

Phew.... at least the porn is okay!

I bet you high fived your dad so hard!

#52 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:07pm by Jali_Malcolm

sounds like you recovered the most valuable data you had on your HDD.

#53 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:44pm by lifepwns

I've had something similar happen. All my dad said was that he was to realistic to expect me not to look at porn but to use google instead of saving it so my mom wouldnt see it if she needed my laptop. XP

#54 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:58pm by Drayk

how was he only able to recover that it doesnt make any sence:S WHATSOEVER:S seriously that sounds like a load of crap!

#55 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:00pm by princess90

h and btw it is very clear that most of you are all dumbasses, this guy prob lost all his notes hw and all that shit it would take so much longer to "replace" that than fucking porn you guys are perverted dumbasses i swear to god, you can easily find porn again:S:S so whoever said porn is the best and most important thing is pretty STUPID in my opinion

#56 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:04pm by princess90

well princess90 (#56) I agree with you but you're a girl (I hope) so your views on a guys porn mostly earn a big stfu. Let me guess you've either never been laid or you were and he did a bad job..... either way you're going to be a real pain in the butt for some guy... or maybe some girl... and by the way you might want to think about the fact that a lot of guys will pay for a cite membership download all they can in a month then cancel they membership so it could be hard for him to get the files back.

#57 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:55pm by redhusk89

lol, probably why your hard drive crashed in the first place numb nuts.

#58 - On 04/04/2009 at 8:21pm by madalou2012

maybe he only saved what he thought you wanted saved lol

#59 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:33am by dragonmystik3030

I would say good job dad honestly.

#60 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:51am by firedragon64

what wrong with that its a good thing

#62 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:48am by lundo

should have done what i did stashed it on my friends brothers computer. LOL :)

#63 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:48pm by Stuffman0027

Should store all incriminating (possibly poor word choice, whatever, I'm tired) things on an external storage.... doodad. JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION.

#64 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:34pm by AngryScotsman

hey at least the important things were recovered from the hard drive =P

#66 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:06am by saltarlo

at least it wasn't ur mom or if it was gay porn haha now that'd be a big ass FML

#67 - On 10/27/2009 at 11:50pm by fuckducks

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