Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)
"So they high-fived."
HAHA. Wow, guys are so clueless.
#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:56pm by ProcrastinationQueen
you deserved that one.
how did you not see someone was up there?
#6 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:57pm by LukpuP
i'm sure that didn't slow things down. you probably just thought to yourself, "well, I guess i have something to put on FML now."
so this is what happened beforehand: the two of them were talking about you and a bet was made.
#16 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:07pm by andy
I'm not sure who is cooler... the guy on the top bunk or your friend.
#17 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:08pm by DnBSoulja
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA
guys are so funny. SO LAME. but so funny.
#18 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:11pm by abc
unless you were taking it in the butt there is nothing to worry about
#21 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:15pm by mix
that is just plain fucking awesome.
#1 you deserved it - how did you not see the dude on the top bunk?
#2 he deserved it - he got you into the bed.
#3 they're both my heroes. thats awesome.
#22 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:16pm by tsax421
That's awesome!
At least they high fived rather than mocking him for getting with a minger. You should be pleased, you must be a catch.
Also.. did I mention that's awesome?
Is it that big of a deal? Obviously it wasn't a big deal that you were sexing since you call him your "guyfriend" so get over it. I would've done the same thing and/or ask to join in on the front side.
#33 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:39pm by Ballsagna
Just means that the guy on the top bunk, was congradulating your friend. He either, !. Doesn't really like you, or B. Really likes you :P
#35 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:53pm by Lone Wolf
@ number 3
"HAHA. Wow, guys are so clueless."
Apparently not, since he was and probably still got laid :/
For some reason I first read this as watching porn with the guy friend. Made more sense when I reread it.
#41 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:16pm by mm
Is your friend's roommate The Todd from Scrubs by any chance? "Getting busy Five!? ...Anyone, anyone?"
Look on the bright said.... At least he didnt look down and say "It aint no fun unless we all get some".... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
what a douche.
way to get f*cked like a piece of meat. you probobly wont even be talking to this guy a few months from now...
Hahaha, I would actually think it's a compliment, (unless you are so ugly that it was actually a bet to see if he dared to kiss you, who knows?) but I really doubt that's the case, so you should think of if as a compliment, meaning that he's really proud to have kissed you.
#47 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:42pm by patyjslkd
lmaoooo.
Be happy his friend didn't join in, spitroast you, then high five.
Or, well, be sad.
#48 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:44pm by comma fullstop
Hahaha that's hilarious! Although I'm sure if it happened to me I wouldn't know what to think...
#51 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:55pm by solame
how could you not notice someone else in a dorm before? Dorms are so tiny!
#53 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:06pm by president benson
thats not bad... at least they weren't high fiveing so the dude on teh bottom bunk could tag out and the guy on the top bunk could take over.... thats what i would have done
#54 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:08pm by dudeman
hey thats like the time i lost my virginity
only it was my boyfriend giving ME the high five
#55 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:24pm by Ohlord
BEAST :D
Haha, I would have felt a self confidence boost, mann.
That isn't FML.
Liess!
#57 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:39pm by Meow
I'd be mad if I knew the guy on the top bunk,
I'd be furious if top bunk guy was watching.
#59 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:46pm by IAMCOURTNEY
To be honest, I'd probably bust out laughing if that happened to me... that's hysterical.
#60 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:51pm by Ashes
There's no mention if this were a guy or a girl. Its not really a FML unless its a guy though
#65 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:14pm by cheapassgamer
OMG I think maybe his roommate is Barney Stinson. In which case SEX FIVE! :D
You should be amused when things like this happen, not hurt. It's amusing. And AWESOME. You definitely should've highfived the guy, too. Cuz it was AWESOME. Legendary, even!
#66 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:20pm by Blah
Oh wow, that's pretty awesome, actually. You gotta think how awkward that had to be for his roommate. Imagine you're just chilling on your bed and your roommate busts in getting busy with someone. He did the only thing to diffuse the situation... and be totally awesome at the same time :D
SEX FIVE!
#70 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:57pm by Someone
You should have asked for a high five, too.
Haha #55.
#73 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:42am by Tyler Durden
#3 - Guys are clueless? Obviously it wasn't the guy that was clueless.
This is hilarious.
#75 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:53am by frgnr
Ahahahahahaha. That's priceless. Don't worry. You'll have a good laugh about that one down the road. :-)
#77 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:04am by Leo
haha i'd love to agree and say guys are clueless #3 but i can't
...they're clueless as to how a girl's gonna take the stupid high-five lol so they're clueless to FEELINGS. of course, that's nothing new.
he probably just didn't care about them though so ugh
congrats on this btw. really, just laugh it off haha cuz it seriously is hilarious
#78 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:10am by Rainbowsareshiny
Hahahahahahahah I love boys. If a guy did this while we were making out, I would totally expect a high five as well :D
lol #78, how do you know I didn't mean that? x)
You just said you can't agree they're clueless, but that they are... haha, just saying.
They just don't always realize how doing something like that would make a girl react. They probably don't even see why it would startle her or make her feel weird, or slightly used, or whatever she felt that caused her to post this scenario on FML. It's hard to explain lol...
And this reminds me of a HILARIOUS FAILBlog picture I saw a while ago...
http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=failownedchachaquestion.jpg
#82 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:52am by ProcrastinationQueen
A. How is this embarassing?
B. How is this an FML moment?
C. Why is your screename "Menaridiots"? Clearly, you were the only idiot in this situation.
I'm sure every guy in America found someone to high-five after reading this.
#83 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:59am by Howie
This is just a guy thing. He simply wanted to congratulate his friend. That's it. Kind of a way to go type deal. Not really FML worthy imo...
#85 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:31am by brosb4hos
This is hardly a "FML" moment, unless you're worried about your image, which you should have taken into account beforehand. Definitely deserve that!
#86 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:45am by Mike
Agree with #45. All the comments that are like "Hey, at least they didn't both jump on you! (with or without your interest or consent!)" are disgusting. Seriously, people.
#90 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:38am by C!
when i finish i give her a handshake and say "good game" or "that was fun, lets try it again sometime"
#94 - On 02/25/2009 at 8:49am by lulz
hah that is hilarious totally deserved it
and agreed you should have taken that as a compliment
#96 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:06am by rotckidx
im sorry honey. thats has happened to me before too. its alwasy ateast a little entertaining.
#98 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:28am by alwayswithU
i think the worst part is now you're wondering if they high-fived because you're a catch or because your guy friend won a bet..
haha funny. Thanks for the good laugh. Same question that everyone else has...how did you not see a guy in the top bunk? Are you really short? and also....bunk beds? seriously?.......
you should have let them eiffel tower you that would have been really funny
#104 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:25pm by thebigguy
I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing.
Also, never talk to him again.
#109 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:31pm by brave
Nothing wrong with congratulating a friend, maybe discreetly next time
#110 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:32pm by Joey
yeah.... roommate should have come down off the bed for a little Eifel Tower action....
I'm all about the post-hook-up high5 but the during hookup high 5 is without a doubt something I need to get in to one of these days.
i think # 22 bout covered it all.
thats hilarious thoughhh
#112 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:10pm by uhhhitsjess
you should be honored! thats a total sign that ur a great catch. haha niiicceee!!!
but nxt time, check and make sure ur alone. ;)
#116 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:49pm by Eeverys
All those people asking, "How could you not have noticed him in the top bunk?" it's really not that hard to remain unnoticed if you don't move and if the other people in the room aren't exactly paying attention/expecting someone to be there. My roommate in college didn't know I was napping in the top bunk when she returned from class (it was in the afternoon) so she left the door opened and proceeded to have loud conversations in the hallway.
Regardless, this is hilarious. XD
#117 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:18pm by Chloe
Grats thats so awesome you probly have the best friend in the world :P
#118 - On 02/25/2009 at 8:41pm by emptyblade
hahaha I love it...it's all right, my boyfriend's best friend once climbed into bed with us when I was sleeping naked and they probably high-fived about 15 times before I woke up.
#120 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:03pm by writeoutloud
He should have fist bumped. High fives are so out dated.
#122 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:16pm by The Zinger
totally deserved, it is a complement. You should've kicked the roomate out so you could continue
#123 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:34pm by justice
yeah that's what happens when guys lure dumb girls into their beds.
they probably planned to tag team you later.
just being realistic.
#124 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:05pm by oootimmy
lol this is the funniest thing i have seen on this site, props to ya...
also i would like to note when i heard this story from that dude i would have shaken his/their hands. its just too hilarious to pass
#136 - On 02/27/2009 at 4:04pm by shithappens
I don't know why I find this one so hilarious, but I laughed for a really, really, really long time.
" So they high fived." Hahahahahaa.
Best FML.
#149 - On 03/01/2009 at 9:05pm by andelizastrin
This is a legendary momment no one shall forget its a pure epic win momment
i signed up just to comment on this
Take it as a compliment, that must have been something he had wanted to happen (sex with you, not the high five)
#159 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:02pm by thedragonsword
i'm not gonna lie.
this is pretty priceless. it's pretty effing hilarious, and feel good about it. It was a compliment.
I love the way you worded this though. "He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate ... wanted a high-five. So they high-fived." hilarious. this made me laugh so hard.
I agree with #22 - they're my heroes.
#160 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:43pm by lifehatesmedamn
That is fucking hilarious, but what a damn mood killer. Guys.
#163 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:22pm by justjayit
FML!? your nuts this guy clearly is awesome
sounds like typical barney stinson if anyone know who that is
#166 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:49pm by 91Caleb
which apparently 66 and 67 do. I'm sure barney would prefer 69 though
#167 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:52pm by 91Caleb
HAHAHAHAHAHA so funny
i can picture some dudes I know doing this.
but thats why I wouldnt hook up with them LOL :P
#168 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:11am by m0nicam0nster
OMG EPIC. thing is, if that happened with me id probably high five my room mate aswell, whether im on the top bunk or on the bottom one. then again, girls say i can be a retard at times :P Still, funny as hell
#170 - On 03/10/2009 at 1:18pm by TheBadIdea
Hahaha, yeah, I totally would've high fived the roommate too. Then respectfully sexiled him.
GETTIN' SOME FIVE.
You should be flattered.
Also, that dude and his roommate fucking rule.
#173 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:03am by joshmutiny
Just because they're comfortable with their sex life doesn't mean they were degrading you. I would've probably done the same, as the guy on top of the bunk or as the guy on top of you. But since he's your friend, and if you think he's a good person, someone that comfortable will usually know how to satisfy you... enjoy the good times!
Also, I agree. You should've joined in on the epic high five. ;)
Actually something like that has happened to me and the guy was like "nice one" and my friend said " I know" and kissed me again so if I was you I would take it as a compliment although it sucks that he was watching and you didn't notice, at least he thought his friend did something good by kissing you
So I give you a high five :]
#175 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:18pm by browneyed_babe
Be proud it means you're a catch. Girls are dumb... I'd be wicked proud if i was about to have sex and the girl high fived her roommate. Id also high five my roommate anytime i caught him about to get laid, except if she was nasty.
#177 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:51am by username112232
Hahahaha.
"High-Five, Dude!"
"Yeah, be banging down here."
Awesome.
#180 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:52pm by doomfromheaven
Laugh it off. Guys love girls with a sense of humor.
1) You let it get as far as it was anyway.
2) No doubt he would have told his roommate later and they would have high fived then just without you seeing this time.
3) You should have high fived him too.
4) Seemingly they both find you attractive so it was all in good fun.
I really don't think this is that bad.
These guys are both my heroes.
And, besides, I completely agree with #186. You must be pretty good looking for them to high-five or else the roommate would probably be picking on him. So your best bet would have been to give the roommate a high-five too.
#187 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:49pm by a_1_S_t_3_a_k
this is absolutely hilarious. And the last two commenters are right. You must be pretty hot
#188 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:09pm by stfuchivonne
eh it's a total typical guy thing, not that big a deal, don't sweat over it.
#189 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:13pm by bubbles94
That is the most hilarious thing i have ever read. "high-five" ROFL. Like people have said, you must be a catch.
somebody shake this fuckin' guys hand, after he cleans any left over residue off...goal in life, duplicate this.
HA!
i'm a girl.. personally i would have been a little offended if i didn't get a high five too, then asked him if he wanted to watch
#194 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:30pm by mechanicalrain
Same situation, except I was the guy that got the high-five. All of my guy friends on the bottom bunk kept shouting for one. What is a guy to do?
#195 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:53am by farewellhorizon
this is my absolute favorite one...girl i woulda high fived his friend too!
#199 - On 04/05/2009 at 11:33pm by vampire_cupcake
HAHAHHA Sadly, from a guy's perspective, that is a compliment to you. you should have gotten up, kicked his roommate out, high-fived him as you shoved him out the door, then continued. lol.
#200 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:51am by harley07babe
Wow sexist much? I think most off you need to realize YOU CANT OWN A PERSON. Do that and maby you'll finaly get a freind or two.
#202 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:26pm by SilentSonata
thats a lulz im sorry but it is. at least they both like u or like the fact that he's gettin some
#203 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:50pm by pnkfld7892
dont take offense thats just how us guys are ive done it the chick i was fuckin even high fived my roommate lol
There are 2 ways it could work. If the guys roommate left, then it was probably sort of a guy 'Aliright, see you later, good luck, nice job', if not it's creepy. The fact that the high five took place probably means he was basically saying 'nice job' so it's kind of a complement, if you were bitchy, ugly, a dumbass, etc. the high five probably wouldn't have taken place
#210 - On 04/17/2009 at 12:53am by theclash06013
omg thats so awesome! i would be so stoked if i could high-five my buddy! you must be a hell of a catch!
#219 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:45am by SceneKid4Shizz
# 22 i think i love you
and hahha how is this FML this is purely amaizng. I want to hug both of them.
#220 - On 05/19/2009 at 1:02pm by LoveToSmile101
Haha nice! You should have given the roomate a high five. I would have!. ;) haha
#223 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:40pm by rosalie_haostn
You should have given him a high five that'd would have been hilarious.
#224 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:43pm by rosalie_haostn
after the high-five the dude probably went back to readin a porno or somethin, my boys have done that except they're usually too busy playing halo to do more than a high-five or worried about who's got the higher kill score >XD
ok so what's the problem...? sounds like his friend thinks you're smart, cool and good-looking.
#232 - On 08/16/2009 at 10:46am by danwholikespie
wow. you are really easy if you just sleep with him and he's not even in a relationship with you. ydi. slut.
So, lemme get this str8
1. They have to be in a relationship just to fuck
2. Because he is not her boyfriend, she deserves it if he is an asshole towards her
3. She is easy, but he is not
4. She is a slut, but he is not
Sure, pig.
#235 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:32am by waterynuggets
