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Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17828) - you deserved it (37331)

On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)

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Wow. Just wow.

#1 - On 08/15/2010 at 7:23pm by SpencerDee

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I'm just gonna assume you were high on something..

#3 - On 08/15/2010 at 7:24pm by RecklessJellyBea

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