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Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (33735)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

#2 - On 08/13/2010 at 3:06am by jimmyrules

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@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

#9 - On 08/13/2010 at 3:08am by immja

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