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Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26050) - you deserved it (16415)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

#1 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:26am by A1V

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it really doesn't sound that bad. anyone still picking up girls in a bar at 80 has got to have some fun and spunk in there.

#12 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:34am by Azlia

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