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Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

#12180992 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (16691) - you totally deserved it (4408)

On 07/29/2010 at 3:21am - intimacy - by tonirene - United States (Oklahoma)

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(-1)

hahahahaha sucked in!

#1 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:01am by drwicked

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anal?

#3 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:05am by mfmylifesrsly

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it wasn't spider bites...

#7 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:07am by tkdkid33

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sexy friend? cuz u could be soooooooo in there :D go for it

#9 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:10am by quent10

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i like how its in the intamicy catergory! 

#14 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:14am by Mrsassypants

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I would have farted in your face.

#16 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:14am by That_Guy_Jake_JR

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haha agreed 14

#21 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:20am by jacketfootball

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Friends like you are a rare breed so keep up the good work! 

#25 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:27am by eazyeeze

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So does she have a cute butt OP?

#31 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:32am by ROFLBERRYPIE

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doesn't suck if your a dude

#37 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:46am by llcooljoey

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FYL OP! and your friend deserves it for trying to stuff her ass with spiders! pffftt. hahahaha

#42 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:48am by ysm1891

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it could suck if you're a dude if she's disgusting

#43 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:50am by DudeImWayBetter

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if you're a girl OP then gutted on you but if you're a boy then it's a win win thing because u should also be able to see her something something lol xx

#48 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:58am by kassieparis

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it's sucks if you're a girl, unless you're lesbian, but you wouldn't be complaining. a guy wouldn't be complaining unless he's gay. so either way FYL op.

#51 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:10am by Fuckme19

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I realized that every comment above this is the same as my first comment but worded differently. Learn to read, people.


Lol

#54 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:15am by LMFAOwned

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Do I sense a slipping finger?

#56 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:29am by Pleasure_Pirate

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but looking at your own is ok? i think you might be the weird one legonut

#69 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:26pm by Massdebater

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#48 picture looks photoshopped

#73 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:33pm by stevo918

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guy or girl it doesn't matter tht is just disgusting.

#76 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:47pm by livelaughlove22

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how?

#77 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:48pm by wtfurcrazy

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I would put that medicine in her ass crack with my bigger finger OP

#79 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:52pm by mustardcat

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You didn't HAVE to, you WANTED to.

#80 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:54pm by LightningLadyy

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weirdo. bumpy asses r not attractive to people who have access to healthy asses- lesbians included.

#87 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:36pm by justj2010

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Don't be an ass about it.

#91 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:50pm by iicaptain

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haha lmao CRACK ATTACK! ;-) ha I think your friend owes you big time!

#94 - On 07/29/2010 at 2:08pm by sports_chika

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Only in Oklahoma...I live there so I can say that

#96 - On 07/29/2010 at 2:37pm by AnAngryGorrilla

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73 excuse me? actually I should take that as a compliment. but anyway. no it's not photoshopped but I do admit that it's about a year old but thanks x

#97 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:20pm by kassieparis

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97 I think he meant the lighting like it looks tinted/Photoshoped

#98 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:29pm by Mrsassypants

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98 I used my phone at that time to "edit" this. it was an lg phone lol he should try it out ;) x

#101 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:25pm by kassieparis

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your a good friend

#103 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:34pm by Laxer21

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maybe the chick is 400 lbs and doesn't know how to wipe. that would truly be a FML

#106 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:00pm by hockeyplayer82

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Photoshop or not #101, you still look gorgeous xD

#108 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:40pm by peter_saurusREX

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aw how sweet :) x

#110 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:56pm by kassieparis

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106: Exactly. Was the friend a double amputee? I don't see another way this is logical. If you can wipe your ass, you can apply the cream yourself.

#111 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:58pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

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Mhmm [:
very adorable smile 2
Anyways OP if you're a girl FYL unless you're lesbo, if a boy its not a FYL unless you're gay

#112 - On 07/29/2010 at 6:10pm by peter_saurusREX

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who says op's friend is a girl? it could be a guy and if he/she had to write and fml about it then they didn't like it. and I wouldn't want to do that to my friend neither boy or girl cuz she had spider bites on her crack. so that means there should be nasty bumps on her ass and that's disgusting. unless she has a super ass that's imune to that.

#117 - On 07/29/2010 at 7:51pm by Mrsassypants

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Sounds like a porno.

#123 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:33pm by GavinRoskamp

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thats what friends r for?

#124 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:42pm by McCamryn123

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117 if you know how to read, it says "her ass crack", which means it's a girl. duh. fail harder please and thank you.

#125 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:46pm by Bloodbathandbeyo

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it says "her" ass

#134 - On 07/30/2010 at 1:40am by da_page09

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# 68 wtf? ok ? and damn that's bad /:

#135 - On 07/30/2010 at 1:46am by ciciloves96

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this will prepare you for proctology.

#139 - On 07/30/2010 at 4:56am by ladiesman14

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hey lucky u

#140 - On 07/30/2010 at 5:15am by crimsongetsu

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Lovely story. Just what every girl wants to read right before bed

#142 - On 07/30/2010 at 5:30am by princess_zo

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surprise butseks

#148 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:46am by daflyinhawaiian

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I will do it if you don't want to.

#2 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:02am by iamchuck

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i'm asuming u have a wife/significant other becuase their is a child in ur picture so go do it to if wife!!

#128 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:32pm by ERICA833

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now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

#4 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:06am by crazymanda87

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that's a true friend

#5 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:06am by disturbed_girl29

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haha. love ur dp

#12 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:11am by joshwa95

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best pic I've ever seen

#22 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:22am by aliger95

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Pic win, 5.

#57 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:31am by Pleasure_Pirate

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Yeah op you almost won the best friend in the world award until you posted this on fml.

#100 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:06pm by automatedeffemel

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So right in the crack then?! No wonder the spider bit her! It had to leave it's final mark before suffocating...

#6 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:07am by ArtIsResistance7

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lmfao funny but cold....

#8 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:09am by crazymanda87

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Can you imagine wiping your booty and having dead spiders fall out!

#119 - On 07/29/2010 at 9:44pm by stoner300

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win if you are a lesbian or a guy.
fail if you are a girl who is straight.

#10 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:10am by pokri

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speak for yourself. I'd be grossed out. but I'd still b a good friend.

#88 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:38pm by justj2010

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;)

#11 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:11am by 123e3

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doesn't sound to bad!

#15 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:14am by jacketfootball

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You didn't HAVE to do it, so ydi.

#17 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:14am by smokergirl420

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I don't know about many people but I am able to reach my own ass crack. I think she just used that excuse to get you to touch her there. Now kiss the booboo and make it all better.

#18 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:16am by sourgirl101

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whoops! my finger slipped ;) lol

#19 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:17am by floodman360

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lmao @ 19 that made me laugh haha

#46 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:54am by LookinLikeDrake

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thats friend loveeee

#20 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:19am by KrystalCaliyah

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I agree with 18. unless she's too big to reach here own ass the it is fyl

#23 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:26am by robc32ca

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well that's just...unfortunate.

#24 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:27am by bluesand

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well have fun

#26 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:28am by jumpinurpants

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i just really wana noe how a spider squeezed past her butt cheeks.. did she like hold it open and invite it in?! :-/

#27 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:30am by beautikill

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bahaha. nice thinking. but doesn't leave a good image in my head |:

#30 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:31am by joshwa95

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How uncomfortable...for your friend.
:I

#28 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:30am by jadeling

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Maybe the person got surprise butt secks from the spider ?(;

#29 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:31am by izbjannah

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hahaha ahhh suprise butt secks lol

#90 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:48pm by EpicGirl11

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it's a girls butt crack, why you complaining ?
unless the girl is ugly

#32 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:32am by mycomment

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Hey, fat chicks need love too... But they gotta pay. :P

#62 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:03pm by misfit471

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dammit op, start answering some of these questions... or put more info in ur fml

#34 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:38am by joshwa95

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agree! some of these fmls leave me wanting more information!!!

#53 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:11am by beautikill

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special friend? ;)

#36 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:43am by buzzerbeeeeee

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#38 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:46am by ymmot_45

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you "had" to?

#39 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:47am by Sniper3000

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What a great friend you are. The question is... would they do it for you too?

#40 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:47am by britttttaney

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That's a real friend

#41 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:48am by rva

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Was she hot?

#44 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:50am by ncbeach22

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CORRECTION: You didn't have to you chose to. That wasn't an obligation unless it was your ass.

#45 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:51am by damador

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FYL, OP. I think it wouldve been better if you put NO HOMO in front of FML. haha

#47 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:56am by Color_my_rainbow

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Grow up.
You suck as a friend for bitching about it on FML when your unfortunate friend had their ass eaten by spiders and you had to rub some meds on it. Did you endure the pain or embarrassment? No. So STFU.

#49 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:00am by ArtOfDesire

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Haha, fuuun! [x

#50 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:08am by oxoashleeoxo

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just say no....
don't u pay attention in school??

#52 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:11am by funnii_bunnii

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Hot

#55 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:16am by SoulessRed

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Avenged Sevenfold ftw!

#144 - On 07/30/2010 at 10:17am by HeroOfMi

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it gives them a reason to get her pants off.

#59 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:35am by bcuz

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nice

#60 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:35am by lonesomeXheartbr

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are you sure that was a spider bitee? XD

#61 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:37am by heyitsbrii

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first off this is not a fml. friends do shit for friends that others won't do. I'm sorry op that u had to act like a true friend. but in regards to getting an up date to a fml, is it even possible to have these questions answered?

#63 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:07pm by ydur

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that's hott

#64 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:15pm by WeselyDa

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that's what friends are for right??

#65 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:15pm by ashleytiffany

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no one said it was a girl lol way if it's a guy to guy :0 man that would suck

#66 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:16pm by BoredMehLife

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read the fml again

#81 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:02pm by ymmot_45

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your a great friend

#67 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:18pm by jooo

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No, you didn't have to. Who the hell can't reach their own ass crack? And if you can't, how the hell do you wipe?

#70 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:26pm by imright24

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who said you have to wipe? Not me xD

jk jk. i wipe :D

#93 - On 07/29/2010 at 2:03pm by KingDingALing

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HAHA. You just made my day (: Funny crap right there!

#72 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:31pm by katyswimmer

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abortion >:)

#74 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:38pm by chickenhole

It may have been a FML moment but thats what best friends are for. HAHAHA!!!

#75 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:41pm by darkmelody

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Wow, you are a really good friend! that really blows for both of you!... But at least (s)he totally owes you one now!

#78 - On 07/29/2010 at 12:50pm by SeedlessMe

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bestfriends do stuff like this for each other. :)

#82 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:05pm by chrissaaababy

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Today, I got to feel up my friends ass. fml

#83 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:26pm by tsan

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did you make your friend a sammich afterwards?

#84 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:30pm by Hump_Zilla

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haha, you know it ; )

#154 - On 08/01/2010 at 4:13am by tonirene

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f her life. yeah all those promises about being a good friend? this is where u put up & shut up, homie. imagine how humiliating it must b for her n keep bein a good friend. I know it's not as fun as peeing on a jellyfish sting, but you're doin good.

#85 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:33pm by justj2010

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And she couldn't do this in the bathroom with a handheld mirror because...

#86 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:33pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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Lol they may look like bites....

#89 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:46pm by rarr

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ass cracks cant have spider bites the crack is empty space........

#92 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:51pm by ice723

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The very definition of friendship.

#95 - On 07/29/2010 at 2:11pm by MissMaryContrary

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if she was hot you wouldn't be complainin

#99 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:06pm by rebelharmony

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Remember, say no to crack.
You are going to be the butt of many jokes.

#102 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:31pm by bigbadtim

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will you be my friend? lol

#104 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:46pm by bittersweet1

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Wow. All (s)he needs is a mirror. YDI, for putting it on.

#105 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:57pm by BlueTwist89

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O.P. made a complete ass of themselves.
YDI for getting cheeky. :(

#107 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:23pm by bigbadtim

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109 LOL.

#116 - On 07/29/2010 at 7:39pm by bigbadtim

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was she hot?

#113 - On 07/29/2010 at 6:26pm by logical_guy

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for all the pervs that assume the friend was Playboy centerfold material, think about the reality that the friend could be 4 bills with bad hygiene.

#115 - On 07/29/2010 at 7:00pm by Rick1969

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she couldnt have used a mirror and done it herself?

#118 - On 07/29/2010 at 9:34pm by mr_miyagi

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could be the next 2 girls 1 cup

#120 - On 07/29/2010 at 9:47pm by _hotsince98_

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they can't reach their own ass?

#121 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:03pm by squirrelboyzz

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pics or it didn't happen

#122 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:32pm by krzywosz

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my boyfriend had to do the same for me. I think he really enjoys it.

#126 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:10pm by Ana_Luz

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how come she didn't do it herself

#127 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:14pm by Trixies100

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Thanks for trashing me on the FML. It's not my fault.

#129 - On 07/29/2010 at 11:52pm by darthkrayt

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I love how I found this in the intimacy category hahahah

#130 - On 07/30/2010 at 12:18am by fiery_ginger

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sick nasty and some bullshit damn!!! lol though....

#132 - On 07/30/2010 at 1:10am by illregularomg

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at least it's "her"s and not "his"

#133 - On 07/30/2010 at 1:38am by armyman981

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lol I'm with 14

#136 - On 07/30/2010 at 2:22am by xXshotsXx

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uhhh how would spiders end up down there? reasearch MRSA it's commonly confused with spider bites and is common around the behind area. And is horribly contagious, btw. yuck. wash your hands.

#138 - On 07/30/2010 at 4:14am by zoivii3ie

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That's what friends are for!

#141 - On 07/30/2010 at 5:19am by linx468

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oh yeah ;)

#143 - On 07/30/2010 at 7:45am by hbacostfu13

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u r so in there dude! score!

#145 - On 07/30/2010 at 1:11pm by tdog_ossim

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"I'm a STRAIGHT guy who has to put lotion on my HOT STRAIGHT friends nice ass who happens to be a girl" fml

#146 - On 07/30/2010 at 11:39pm by Jsalcedo23

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who said OP was a girl?
who said his/her friend was hot?

#147 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:00am by Asscake

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1. What's wrong with her hands?
2. How the hell did she get spiders roaming around her "ass crack"?

#149 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:40am by fishycanswim

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how is this even real...

#150 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:48pm by Jesskidding

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wait are you a guy? cuz I thought I guy would like that lmfao then again maybe she had an ugly butt? anyways ew I wouldn't do that

#151 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:39pm by CRlovers123

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I want to know how she got spiders in her crack? sex outdoors? skirt and no panties?

#152 - On 08/01/2010 at 12:37am by kariabernathy

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turns out she had staph .. so I touched her staph ass to help her out. good thing I wash my hands 400 times a day.

#155 - On 08/01/2010 at 4:21am by tonirene

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To answer all of Qs..
I am a straight girl, no she's not fat.
she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine.
I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol.
turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

#153 - On 08/01/2010 at 4:11am by tonirene

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how is that an FML?

#156 - On 08/01/2010 at 8:14pm by Richard_F

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Because most people find that sorta stuff disgusting.

#157 - On 08/04/2010 at 10:41pm by Pickled_Anon

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shows how long it's been since your friend has gotten some, considering the spiders have been moving in

#158 - On 08/06/2010 at 1:17pm by slowlybreakingme

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Well that's what best friends are for =)

when i busted my butt roller blading my best friend cleaned the road rash that was on my butt, put neosporin on it and bandaged it up.
Good friends come in handy, because if something happens to you (God forbid) you can say okay i rubbed that sh*t on your butt crack now you help me out! =P

#159 - On 08/15/2010 at 12:15am by lovehim89

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FYL!! Buuut, good on you for being such a good friend :)

#160 - On 08/20/2010 at 2:17am by cassiebrooke

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