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Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by blackberrybummer (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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lol! this man can multitask.

normal mortals would be impressed

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:09am by suppressed08

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Lol at #1. 2 fails.
Pfft, yeaaah right. That's the excuse he uses to take pictures of you for his work buddies.

#3 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:12am by ArtIsResistance7

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