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Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23688) - you deserved it (3557)

On 07/22/2010 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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don't act like you didn't enjoy it

#1 - On 07/22/2010 at 6:08am by bmadd

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Yeah, that sounds like a Wisconsin person. he should have been doing you in the ass and said how about them Packers. now then it wood have made sense.

#29 - On 07/22/2010 at 7:31am by nateball

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