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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40005) - you deserved it (4098)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

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Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)

#2 - On 07/03/2010 at 6:18am by xXLenaXx

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he's an ass.

#26 - On 07/03/2010 at 7:14am by redcheckers1011

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