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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

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Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)

#2 - On 07/03/2010 at 6:18am by xXLenaXx

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that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD

#12 - On 07/03/2010 at 6:34am by savemypandabear

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