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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML


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On 06/29/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Alissa - United States

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Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

#8 - On 06/29/2010 at 6:13am by allmidnighteyes

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Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the blowjob, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

#9 - On 06/29/2010 at 6:14am by megamouth2

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