Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

#11531081
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35624) - you deserved it (4927)

On 06/29/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Alissa - United States

Chey1309's life also sucks
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there was no money to pay me,…

Top comments

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

#8 - On 06/29/2010 at 6:13am by allmidnighteyes

See in context

+29 | 6

Looks like the perfect opportunity to get in a parting nut slap.

So, get on your knees and get ready to work the speed bag on his balls. I predict a first round KO.

#11 - On 06/29/2010 at 6:17am by perdix

See in context

+14 | 26

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by