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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35682) - you deserved it (4933)

On 06/29/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Alissa - United States

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Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

#8 - On 06/29/2010 at 6:13am by allmidnighteyes

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Looks like the perfect opportunity to get in a parting nut slap.

So, get on your knees and get ready to work the speed bag on his balls. I predict a first round KO.

#11 - On 06/29/2010 at 6:17am by perdix

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