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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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On 06/01/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by smellyfeet (woman) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

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Better than being turned off by smelly feet!

#4 - On 06/01/2010 at 7:33pm by PokeyStix

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tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved.

I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .

#3 - On 06/01/2010 at 7:30pm by epoh

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