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Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42136) - you deserved it (3491)

On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

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Take a video and use it as blackmail!

#2 - On 05/08/2010 at 2:06pm by thrice324

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WTF no offense but im thinking ur dad doesn't get laid much...

#4 - On 05/08/2010 at 2:07pm by zdizzle123

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