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Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiance was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63484) - you deserved it (24825)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:49am - intimacy - by nudesurprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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