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Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72979) - you deserved it (32336)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:49am - intimacy - by nudesurprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I saw one similar to this not long ago. :/
And what do we learn from all of this?
Always
look
before
you
answer
the
door
I learned that in like,kindergarten.

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:51pm by unibrowicorn

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can you say PEEP HOLE...itll keep his dad from peepin your hole =x

#3 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:52pm by dca714

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