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Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:03pm by brandy18

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You must have tiny boobs.

#2 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:03pm by Dismissal

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