By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 446
You deserved it 46

Top comments

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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mercury23 7
Asstazztic 8

I'm sure mommy and daddy saw it when u were a baby, and your doctor when u were born

Midrash 5

It's just a small problem. Not a big deal

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

lizzzmarie 0

bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

Snackycake 20

for it to be shaped like a poodle.. it would have to be blown up... and last I checked its kinda hard to do that by yourself....

Unless you're Marilyn Manson. He had rib cages taken out to do so.

he never actually had that done that was just a stupid rumor.

I assume he was flaccid when she saw it. If that's the case, he might just be a grower, not a shower.

I would have passed out from embarrassment.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.