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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (220245) - you deserved it (27168)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

#9 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:38pm by RyanRaygun

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get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

#13 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:39pm by neonoodle

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