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Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17595) - you deserved it (1222)

On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Dry-sockets, infection, and...?

Ouch. I'm really, really sorry. I had issues with the wisdom teeth extraction, too...the anesthesia gave me chronic hiccups and inability to get enough calories in my system as a result of pain in my mouth made me develop a fainting disorder. It was really fun.

Feel better! Take it easy and drink LOTS of milk-shakes!

#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 8:11pm by HarrietPotter

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Ahh, that sucks really bad OP! Wisdom teeth are the worst, so sorry about the complications! Hope it gets sorted. FYL, indeed!

#3 - On 03/11/2010 at 8:05pm by Monikabug

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