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Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25566) - you deserved it (1428)

On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

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