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Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

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People suck, OP. don't listen to them. Your sternum isn't your fault and I bet you're gorgeous.

#1 - On 03/09/2010 at 10:05am by Tiefling_Tasha

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Hopefully later today we'll see a post that says,

"Today I confronted my roommate about her eating disorder and described in detail how emaciated looking her chest was. Apparently she just has a deformed sternum. She kicked me in the vagina. FML."

#15 - On 03/09/2010 at 10:29am by frantickticktick

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