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Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15163) - you deserved it (1956)

On 02/20/2010 at 9:03am - health - by bcoper - United States (Massachusetts)

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punch your sister !

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 1:57pm by anorexicbarbie

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#24 Dr. Greg House would strongly agree with you.

#28 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:16pm by calendargirl20

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