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Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by Out Ran - United States (Iowa)

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Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:05am by ohnoesnotagain

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YDI for showing off :]

But, it sounds like she was flirting.

*Insert witty comment here*

#4 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:08am by MermaidSongXOXO

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