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Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9219) - you deserved it (28012)

On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version

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That's really bad for your eyes.

#2 - On 02/15/2010 at 10:37am by pahiina20

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lmao, doesnt it suck to wake up to reality?

#3 - On 02/15/2010 at 10:38am by jessxoxo28

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