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Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML


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On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version

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correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

#4 - On 02/14/2010 at 6:01am by Tripout

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Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.

#3 - On 02/14/2010 at 6:00am by soozjw

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