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Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (2009)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version

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correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

#4 - On 02/14/2010 at 6:01am by Tripout

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"Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful."

Thanks for clearing that up, OP. Otherwise, I would have thought it arousing.

#27 - On 02/14/2010 at 6:43am by Back_In_Action

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