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Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 8:16pm - health - by conchita (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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So your FML is that you lost fat and/or gained muscle?

#1 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:18am by cynima

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I think the idea of the FML is that she has been way too fat for too long.

Still does sound like fishing for a compliment, but I'll obligue since it made me giggle:
Congratulations on being able to find your ab muscles OP !!!

#4 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:23am by Scourge87

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