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Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!

#3 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:08pm by Starfire22

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Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?

#10 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:12pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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