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Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6590) - you deserved it (17495)

On 02/04/2010 at 2:22am - health - by Tuffgunsmoke - Sent from mobile version

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