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Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9723) - you deserved it (26735)

On 02/04/2010 at 2:22am - health - by Tuffgunsmoke - Sent from mobile version

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To rephrase this FML:

Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.

#11 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:25am by FernandoTorres

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Um... so fuckin' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.

#6 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:19am by Emperor_Jim

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