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Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29672) - you deserved it (3076)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:49am - health - by mirrorfad - Sent from mobile version

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She just doesn't want you to end up like her I guess P:

#2 - On 01/29/2010 at 6:05am by vermillionlove

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you still live with your mum at 27/24?
jus blike at least im not an alcoholic bitch

#1 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:54am by lendmeyourteeth

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