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Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (1850)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - health - by sixxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

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And you couldn't explain this to your boss because..??

#1 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:57am by spitfire35

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People are jerks. I could never work in an office and have to put up with crap like that. But at least it's not a difficult thing to explain, especially if you still have the receipt, and your co-worker will look like a douche.

#3 - On 01/29/2010 at 6:13am by Twinklestar

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