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Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8880) - you deserved it (12439)

On 01/23/2010 at 6:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Smooth.

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 7:54pm by israelnotjacob

See in context

+2 | 15

I guess that kid in us isn't as agile as he used to be. I blame excessive drinking.

#16 - On 01/23/2010 at 8:17pm by maskedman

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