Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML

by onthetoilet / 01/04/2010 at 5:20pm / Health

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  • What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

    #1 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:02pm by shelboo

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  • Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

    #2 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:03pm by ebbomega

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