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Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Irony!

#5 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:10am by NotVeryOriginal

See in context

+1

He who laughs first never laughs last.

#6 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:11am by fullyhalfempty

See in context

+1

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