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Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (31120)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:08am - health - by couturier - Sent from mobile version

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I don't understand why you had to empty it out to begin with. you couldn't have saved it for later? YDI for being wasteful.

#12 - On 01/02/2010 at 11:28am by emmybug22

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ouch FYL

#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:03am by Shmoe

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