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Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43881) - you deserved it (6415)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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