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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 6:30am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan"

lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?

#2 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm by repyourcliche

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Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see

#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm by DrinkOMaticBJ

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