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Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML


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On 12/21/2009 at 1:25am - health - by farmakakis (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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How do wearing lens-less glasses make you look in any way smarter? :P

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:11am by pnckswthsrp

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The key to looking smarter is to be smarter. instead of wearing fake glasses, try actually studying and reading. Then you'll look smarter. Wearing fake glasses with the lenses out will just make you look too poor to get real glasses. Moron.

#7 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:21am by JP101

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