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Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)

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That is pretty sad and one of the funniest things I've read today, you're not even that old.

Hahaha.

#1 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:05am by SSC

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Dangerous things them Wii's. ;)

#3 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:12am by Jimboom

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