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Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML


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On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)

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So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem.

No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 1:48pm by moleSG

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Doctor's note. Done.

#5 - On 12/13/2009 at 1:54pm by GIRAFFES

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