Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML
by redcherries90 / 12/08/2009 at 10:19am / United States (Illinois) / Health
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Seriously? She can't drop four bucks on you, after you've been injured, no less? Your mom is one stingy-ass bitch.
#4 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:38pm by Emperor_Jim
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Just shut up and pay the parking fee. It's not like you cant pay it off.
Just remember this when she breaks a hip and tell her shes paying the parking fee. .__.
#5 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:40pm by Candyholic
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