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Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11167) - you deserved it (28495)

On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Yeah, EVERYONE reads the experation date on everything before they eat it...........


FYL OP.

#10 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:04am by eATT

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+9

Could you taste the nostalgia??

mmmm the 90's tastes so good but leaves an awful after taste.

#18 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:38am by Peroxide

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