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Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13685) - you deserved it (32825)

On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Oh damn. Didn't it have a smell of some sort?

#1 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:45am by auburnvans

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Dude...the FIRST thing I check with canned food from anywhere is the expiration date. YDI for assuming everything in your parents' house is edible. We have canned/boxed food in this house from 10 years ago that my boyfriends' mom won't throw away cause "it's a waste of food", yet she won't eat it herself.

#4 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:54am by Luckster

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