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Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36092) - you deserved it (3341)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM
sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 6:41am by GR3453m0nk3y

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Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.

#6 - On 12/03/2009 at 6:49am by aback

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