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Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (3170)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow now THAT is a real FML, bad times

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:30am by TomFantastic

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#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:29am by KatieGoesRawrr

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